Is Ryan Reynolds The Funniest Dad On Twitter?
If you are a tired parent, who feels as if you are the only one trying to deal with work, monthly bills to pay, what to cook for dinner, or how to keep your cool when dealing with a toddler – think again. It is worth your while to follow Ryan Reynolds on Twitter.
He has an amazing, tongue-in-cheek sense of humour about parenting. The actor and his wife, Blake Lively, have two daughters under the age of three. Since becoming a dad, the actor has tweeted about diaper disasters, travel struggles, and so much more.
Here are a few snippets of his hilarious parenting tweets:
Went to Disneyland because my daughter’s obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
Damn it’s hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.
My daughter’s only 6 months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, it’s absolute garbage.
After this morning’s diaper, my daughter finally earned the teardrop tattoo on her face.
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting daddy’s freedom.
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.
I’d walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
I’m teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it’s mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.
Tinder isn’t a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.